User:Kyle menken
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Kyle Menken
Early Life
Hailing from parts unknown, Kyle arose from a swamp spontaneously.
List of Kyle's most favourite things
- Wetlands
- Fishing
- Other Swamp People
- Donald Davidson especially
- Causing confusion
- Squanch
- Scary Brandon
- Treepedia
- Bioswales
Education and Accomplishments
Kyle learned to be a swamp person from Scary Terry, a known expert in chasing people while making silly puns. He is also friends with 'Scary Brandon', Scary Terry's son.
A list of people Kyle has scared:
Middle Age
Being a swamp person, Kyle is not expected to make it past middle age.