User:Kyle menken
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Kyle Menken
Kyle is learning to use Wiki Markup, so everything below is meant to be silly, and he will delete it once he's learned the basics.
Early Life
Hailing from parts unknown, Kyle arose from a swamp spontaneously.
List of Kyle's most favourite things
- Wetlands
- Fishing
- Other Swamp People
- Donald Davidson especially
- Causing confusion
- Glip Glops from the third dimension
- Scary Brandon
- Treepedia
- Ditches
Education and Accomplishments
Kyle learned to be a swamp person from Scary Terry, a known expert in chasing people while making silly puns. He is also friends with 'Scary Brandon', Scary Terry's son.
A list of people Kyle has scared
| Name | Location |
|---|---|
| Dale | backyard |
| Cody | frontyard |
Middle Age
Being a swamp person, Kyle is not expected to make it past middle age. He is currently six years old.