Latest revision as of 15:30, 17 January 2018

Kyle Menken[edit]

I help support CVC's Integrated Water Management team with communications and marketing.

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 = Kyle Menken =
-Kyle is learning to use Wiki Markup, so everything below is meant to be silly, and he will delete it once he's learned the basics.
+I help support CVC's Integrated Water Management team with communications and marketing.
-== Early Life ==
-<blockquote>
-Hailing from parts unknown, Kyle arose from a swamp spontaneously.
-</blockquote>
-== List of Kyle's most favourite things ==
-# Wetlands
-# Fishing
-# Other Swamp People
-## Donald Davidson especially
-# Causing confusion
-# Glip Glops from the third dimension
-# Scary Brandon
-# [http://senseable.mit.edu/treepedia Treepedia]
-# [[Bioswales|Ditches]]
-== Education and Accomplishments ==
-Kyle learned to be a swamp person from ''Scary Terry'', a known expert in chasing people while making silly puns. He is also friends with ''''Scary Brandon'''', Scary Terry's son.
-== A list of people Kyle has scared ==
-{| class="wikitable"
-|-
-! Name
-! Location
-|-
-| Dale
-| backyard
-|-
-| Cody
-| frontyard
-|-
-| Chad
-| sideyard
-|}
-== Middle Age ==
-Being a swamp person, Kyle is not expected to make it past middle age. He is currently six years old.
-==Stone==
-{{:Stone}}