Latest revision as of 15:30, 17 January 2018

Kyle Menken[edit]

I help support CVC's Integrated Water Management team with communications and marketing.

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 = Kyle Menken =
-== Early Life ==
+I help support CVC's Integrated Water Management team with communications and marketing.
-Hailing from parts unknown, Kyle arose from a swamp spontaneously.
-=== List of Kyle's most favourite things ===
-# Wetlands
-# Fishing
-# Other Swamp People
-## Donald Davidson especially
-# Causing confusion
-# Glip Glops from the third dimension
-# Scary Brandon
-# [http://senseable.mit.edu/treepedia Treepedia]
-# [[Bioswales|Ditches]]
-== Education and Accomplishments ==
-Kyle learned to be a swamp person from ''Scary Terry'', a known expert in chasing people while making silly puns. He is also friends with ''''Scary Brandon'''', Scary Terry's son.
-A list of people Kyle has scared:
-{| class="wikitable"
-|-
-! Name
-! Location
-|-
-| Dale
-| backyard
-|-
-| Cody
-| frontyard
-|}
-== Middle Age ==
-Being a swamp person, Kyle is not expected to make it past middle age. He is currently six years old.